NIGERIA’S PRESIDENT ALHAJI GARBA SHEHU  TO RESETTLE FOREIGN FULANI TERRORIST HERDSMEN IN NIGERIA.

NIGERIA’S PRESIDENT ALHAJI GARBA SHEHU  TO RESETTLE FOREIGN FULANI TERRORIST HERDSMEN IN NIGERIA.

Almajiri schools for vagrant Northern Nigerian children, built by Goodluck Jonathan, abandoned by Alhaji Garba Shehu and overgrown by grass. Almajiris are mainly Hausas.

Hausa subjugation continues. Indigenous lands, seized by “gun-wielding” Foreign Fulani Terrorist Herdsmen in the Middle Belt and Southern Kaduna State, to be converted to RUGAS for the benefit of foreign Fulani cows. Owners of land to be resettled in IDPs – Internal Displacement Camps.

Alhaji Garba recently built a 30 million Naira mosque for Fulanis from the Ministry of Agriculture budget, without authorization by the National Assembly. Why, Alhaji Garba Shehu? Alhaji Garba Shehu has been acting as Nigeria’s President Muhammadu Buhari, subsequent to the demise of the real Buhari. Shehu issues all Presidential statements and acts as Buhari in all interviews with the media.

Since Buhari’s demise, Alhaji Shehu Garba has been issuing orders, left, right, forwards, and backwards as Nigeria’s President. Minister of Agriculture, Alhaji Sabo Nanono reports to him, Alhaji Lie Mohammed reports to him, the Junior Presidential Spokesperson, Alhaji Femi Adesina reports to him, all Ministers report to him, and the Army, Police, Navy, Airforce, Civil Defense, and Road Safety Corps report to Alhaji Shehu. Even Aso Rock rats that chased away Buhari before his demise are deadly afraid of Alhaji Shehu.

Alhaji Garba Shehu has warned Southern Governors to accept open grazing by foreign Fulani cows or their lands will be ruganized by force. He also warned South East motor spare parts dealers and South West kolanut dealers to become itinerant as Fulani Terrorist Herdsmen or be banned from the Northern States. Alhaji Shehu has refused to arm South East motor spare parts dealers and South West kolanut dealers or pay ransom to them to acquire AK-47s, to be used in warding off motor spare parts and kolanut rustlers!

Alhaji Garbage, sorry Garba Shehu, warned all Governors that he cannot guarantee their safety. If unknown gunmen can burgle Aso Rock with a “heartless” Minister of Defense in charge of Aso Rock security, how can I, Alhaji Garba Shehu, a bloody civilian, guarantee your safety? To assuage the Southern Governors, Alhaji Shehu has approved the establishment of PUGAS* in every state. With RUGAS** and PUGAS in every State, Nigerians will be eating meat – cow or pig – at breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Nigerians have vowed to ignore Alhaji Garbage, sorry Garba Shehu, until the deceased Buhari or his Doppelganger appears before journalists, to answer questions about his ruganization and islamization of Nigeria. Failing that, all statements issued by Alhaji Garbage Shehu is garbage to be discarded into the trash can.

Finally, there are rumors that the next Chief of Army Staff, shall be Alhaji Lieutenant General Usman Dan Fodio. The Hausas and Middle Belters are jittery knowing what the first Alhaji Othman Dan Fodio did to them.

https://africastallestman.com/2021/05/23/cow-whistling-worse-than-dog-whistling/

https://africastallestman.com/2019/07/04/what-is-good-for-cows-is-also-good-for-pigs/

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/463552-buhari-flays-governors-over-open-grazing-ban-approves-rehabilitation-of-reserves.html

*PUGA
P – Pigs
U – Under
G – Government
A – Annexation
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**RUGA
R – Real Estate
U – Under
G – Government
A – Annexation
©️2019

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