THE BRITISH CONNECTION
Who created the geographic gossamer, Nigeria?
Who handed Nigeria to the Sokoto Caliphate?
Who advised Ahmadu Bello to discriminate,
Against Igbos in particular, and
Southerners and Christians in general?
Who announced to the world that rats chased
The Nigerian President out of his office?
Which High Commissioner advised against,
Nigeria’s breakup, but his country broke
Away from the European Union?
Which country harbored Muhammadu Buhari,
As he was being transformed to Jubrin Buhari?
In which country have Muhammadu Buhari and
Jubrin Buhari, spent most of their foreign travels?
Which country colonized Nigeria and Sudan?
If you guessed Britain, you are right.
The British penchant for intrigue, subterfuge,
Overthrow, and control of foreign governments,
By installing, propping, and replacing Stooges,
Is a constant as fish and chips, and afternoon tea.