BIPARTISANISM IS NOT ALWAYS GOOD

Humans have one brain—unipartisan.
A bipartisan schizophrenic brain is not good.
A unipartisan brain is ideal.

Humans have one vagina—unipartisan.
How do you deliver a baby when the point of exit may change suddenly?
A unipartisan vagina is ideal.

Humans have one penis.
Two turgid erectile penises will get in the way of each other during copulation.
A unipartisan penis is ideal.

Bipartisan politics is an American invention.
One side touts enslavement as American.
The other rejects enslavement as un-American.

Solution:
Enslave some of the people half of the time—Republicans.
Liberate the same people half of the time—Democrats.

The ideal solution to enslavement must be unipartisan.
Enslavement must be punished severely all the time.
Unipartisanism will end enslavement in America.