LYING IS A REPUBLICAN ATTRIBUTE AND OBFUSCATION IS DEMOCRATIC

To lie or not to lie,
that’s the political question.
To lie is to be a Republican.

To obfuscate or not obfuscate
that’s the political question.
To obfuscate is to be a Democrat.

Politicians may avoid questions but
Republicans tell bare-faced lies in public.
To lie is to be a Republican.

Politicians may avoid questions but
Democrats obfuscate in public.
To obfuscate is to be a Democrat.

Politicians may have independent views but
Republicans repeat the lies of their Führer in public.
To lie is to be a Republican.

Politicians may have independent views but
Democrats repeat the obfuscations of their Leader in public.
To obfuscate is to be a Democrat.

Is it possible to be Republican without lying?
No, it is not, Republicans have to lie in public.
To lie is to be a Republican.

Is it possible to be Democrat without obfuscating?
No, it is not, Democrats have to obfuscate in public.
To obfuscate is to be a Democrat.

The same spineless Republicans may have different views in private but
Lie pathologically in public to honor the Führer.
To lie is to be a Republican.

The same spineless Democrats may have different views in private but
Obfuscate pathologically in public to honor the Leader.
To obfuscate is to be a Democrat.

Republicans promise nirvana in public
And agree on Hades as the destination in private.
To lie is to be a Republican.

Democrats promise nirvana in public
And agree on Hades as the destination in private.
To obfuscate is Democratic.

Democrats and Republicans agree on maintaining the status quo.
Republicans by lying.
Democrats by obfuscating.

Any surprises?
No, both are paid by AIPAC and big corporations.
A Democrat in public is a Republican in private.