HERMENEUTICS, REAL OR IMAGINED?

Your father tells you to go to sleep.
According to hermeneutics, there are several interpretations:

Your aunt says, “Your father wants you to go to school.”
Your mum asserts that, “Your dad really wants you to go to sleep.”
Your grandmother says, “Your dad wants you to step aside.”
Your uncle jumps in and says, “Your dad wants you to sacrifice.”
Your grandfather authoritatively says, “Your dad wants you to take a siesta.”

This is the scenario when 50,000 Christian denominations attempt to interpret the words of God. The same words are interpreted in 50,000 ways. How can an omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent God leave 50,000 “Ikpulities” to interpret God’s words after being self-anointed?

Ikpulity defined

Ikpulity

noun
\ ikpulity  \
Definition
:things of the same kind, a generic term used for effect
Synonyms & Antonyms
Synonyms
acme, etc, and so on, surprise, nonsense, exclamation, MacGuffin, confine
Examples
//I bought bread, tuna, onions, and other ikpulities to make a tuna sandwich.
It was a tremendous ikpulity—an expression of surprise
What type of Ikpulity is that?—what nonsense is that?
Mind your ikpulity—stay in your lane

Antonyms
nothing, opposite, letdown, wander

First Known Use
1995, in the meaning defined above by Farmer Chukwudi Nwankwo

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