HOW TO MAKE ENEMIES IN NIGERIA

The Nigerian assumes
You are a billionaire, but
You are not a billionaire
You are a kobonaire
And you carry yourself
As a trillionaire

The Nigerian befriends you
And a few days later
The Nigerian starts begging for money
You plead poverty
And cite poor finances

The Nigerian is incensed
The Nigerian turns into an enemy
The Nigerian starts attacking you and
The Nigerian plots your kidnapping
Because in Nigeria, money is everything

In Nigeria, money can buy:
Love
Sex
Jobs
Political offices
Murder
Hate and
Any imaginable Ikpulity.