TINUBU AND THE 469 POLITHIEFIANS

Ali Baba caused havoc with 40 thieves
Alhaji Ahmed Tinubu will start a revolution with 469 Polithiefians
Thieves rob individuals and enterprises
Polithiefians rob entire countries

Tinubu and his APC
Alliance of Present Criminals
So afraid of facing the electorate
That they have mandated hand transmission of votes

Hand transmission means:
Votes are written in pencil
Thus subject to manipulation
And hand carried to Abuja

Tinubu, if every Polithiefian
Has defected to your APC
Why are you afraid of electronic transmission?
Because the APC will be trashed in 2027

Hand transmission of votes in 2027
Will start a revolution that
Shall consign Tinubu and his 469
Polithiefians to the dustbin of history.

UPDATED: Tinubu signs Electoral Act Amendment Bill 2026 into law, commends lawmakers for preventing ‘potential hacking’