EMPLOYED BY TECHNICALITY

You are fired.
You are not an engineer.
You forged your certificate.
You are a carpenter.

Have I failed in my job?
Have I performed?
Have I cost you revenue?
If not, why fire me?

You cannot fire me
Based on a technicality.
A technicality found after employment
If you fire me, I’ll go to court.

PS. By validating the election of Tinubu, Nigeria’s Supreme Sharia Court has legalized certificate forgery.