NIGERIA’S SUPREME SHARIA COURT CONFIRMS THAT COW DUNG IS NOT SHIT!

Your Honor,
Cow dung is shit.
It comes out of
The cow’s anus as
Human shit
Comes from the human anus.

Clever attorney,
Do humans eat grass?
No, your Honor
Do humans have horns?
No, your Honor
Do humans have four stomachs?
No, your Honor.

Ruling:
Cow dung is not shit.
Only humans shit.
Cow dung is grass.
If you disagree,
Appeal to God.