AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS HOPE UZODINMA, GOVERNOR OF IMO STATE

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Governor Uzodinma, you are going to employ 4,000 Imo youths in December 2023, after the Imo Gubernatorial Election is concluded in November 2023. This appears to be advanced 419, also labeled 914.

HOPE UZODINMA:
Africastallestman, you did not greet me before accusing me of 914. Are you aware that I could have Ebubeagu arrest you and nothing will happen?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Mr. Governor, please do not mention Ebubeagu again, sorry for the omission.
Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, and good night whatever time it may be. Sorry for the omission.

HOPE UZODINMA:
Apologies accepted.
Now coming to your question, I have been negotiating with companies based in the European Union and Canada since 2019. These negotiations take a long time.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Can you produce any evidence to back your claims of negotiating with European and Canadian companies?

HOPE UZODINMA:
These negotiations are top secret. If you want the evidence, GO TO COURT but remember that I have never lost any court case at the Supreme Sharia Court of Nigeria.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Are you implying that the Supreme Sharia Court shall once again decide the winner of the 2023 Imo Gubernatorial Election?

HOPE UZODINMA:
Yes, of course, the Supreme Sharia Court just decided the case of two conjoined twins fighting over the use of their common liver.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
How did the Supreme Sharia Court rule?

HOPE UZODINMA:
The Supreme Sharia Court ruled that the first twin to exit the womb owns the liver and may rent the liver to the other twin for a fee. If the younger twin fails to pay, all the wastes produced by that twin will kill the twin.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Are you implying that the Supreme Sharia Court will rule in your favor as the incumbent?

HOPE UZODINMA:
Use your teeth to count your tongue.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
I see. Returning to the question of sending 4,000 Imo youths to Europe and Canada and paying their plane fares, how many Imo youth have you trained or financed since 2019?  Couldn’t you have used the money to establish local industries or give loans to Imo youth to establish small-scale industries?

HOPE UZODINMA:
Africastallestman, I do not know who send you come but this is not a 419 or 914 scheme. Europeans and Canadians are having fewer babies because of lower marriage rates and the popularity of alternate lifestyles.
My predecessor,  Mr. Rochas Okorocha established the Ministry of Happiness, and Imo State is experiencing a birth explosion. There is no way they can all be employed in Imo State.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Assuming Imonians©️ fall for your reelection promises of employment and you do not provide the promised employment in December 2023, what recourse do the youths of Imo State have? This your promise looks like 914!

HOPE UZODINMA:
Ebube…

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Before Governor Hope Uzodinma could finish calling on Ebubeagu, Africastallestman ran out of the Government House and disappeared.

PS. Anyone over 7 ft. tall in Imo State, please go into hiding before Ebubeagu apprehends you on the orders of Governor Hope Uzodinma. To be forearming is to be forewarning!