TINUBU’S EDUCATIONAL MYSTERY SOLVED

Tinubu graduated from the Chicago State of University and
Not the Chicago State University, another CSU

The US Postal Service mistakenly misdirected
Tinubu’s request for a transcript and certificate
To Chicago State University where a female named
Bolanle Tinubu was mistaken as Bola Tinubu

Why would anyone blame Alhaji Ahmed Tinubu for
The mistakes of the US postal and academic institutions?

These are the findings of yet-to-be-released FBI files
As leaked to Lagos journalists under the pay of Tinubu!

Any questions?