THE NEW TEN COMMANDMENTS

Old: Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
New: Thou shall not worship money as god.

Old: Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
New: Thou shall not  put God on money.

Old: Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain
New: Thou shall not swear with the Bible.

Old: Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
New: Remember to give workers enough holidays.

Old: Honor thy father and thy mother.
New: Honor the poor and minorities.

Old: Thou shalt not kill.
New: Thou shall not kill the poor and minorities.

Old: Thou shalt not commit adultery.
New: Thou shall not sexually harass women

Old: Thou shalt not steal.
New: Thou shall not steal from the poor and minorities

Old: Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
New: Thou shall not bear false witness against the poor and minorities.

Old: Thou shalt not covet.
New: Thou shall not covet the property of the poor and minorities.