AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN ON THE OUTCOME OF NIGERIA’S 2023 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Mr. President, away with the pleasantries, why is your government supporting an illegitimate Tinubu government in Nigeria?

PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN:
Good morning, Africastallestman, may I answer with a question, why did millions of Nigerians including Nigerians in the US support Donald Trump as the President of the US?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Well, Trump won the Electoral College votes.

PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN:
Will Trump have won the Electoral College votes if Nigerians slaving in America did not vote for him — No? Tinubu may still win the Nigerian Judicial College votes which is the equivalent of the US Electoral College votes.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
But Hilary Clinton won the popular votes and Tinubu did not win the popular votes in Nigeria. Tinubu was assigned votes by the Alhaji Prof. Mahmood Yakubu-led Nigerian Electoral Commission. What happened in Nigeria was an erection and not an election. An erection of a man with so many unknowns.

PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN:
Yes, but if the Nigerians slaving in the US had voted for Hilary Clinton, she would also have won the Electoral College votes. By supporting Alhaji Tinubu, my government is returning the favor Nigerians showed to responsible Americans, back to Nigerians. As they say it in physics, any action begets an equal reaction.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
What of about, “When they go low, we go high?”

PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN:
What did that do for Obama, he is still hated by some Nigerians in America and the left wing, formerly the right wing, in America.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Mr. President, you are setting a dangerous precedence by supporting illegality and rigging by African Polithiefians. You are inviting military interventions and maybe the Russian Wagner Group into African politics.

PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN:
Damn, I did not think about that. Let me consult with my National Security Team and see what can be done.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Mr. President, may I also advise you that most Nigerians in America voted for Clinton in 2015, Obama in 2007, and yourself in 2019.

PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN:
I will have the FBI release Tinubu’s criminal records and use the power of the purse to force Chicago State University to release his academic record.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Good morning, Mr. President, I trust you’ll do the right thing. Bye.

PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN:
Bye, Africastallestman