AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS ADEBOYE, THE CHIEF PASTOR OR SUPERINTENDENT OF RCCG — REDEEMED CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Praise be to the Lord, I am blessed.
REV. ADEBOYE:
Praise be to the Lord; I am more than blessed.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Why are you more than blessed?
REV. ADEBOYE:
My pastor is in Aso Rock
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Is Tinubu, a pastor?
REV. ADEBOYE:
No, Tinubu’s wife is my pastor
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Are you happy that Tinubu is your President-INEC?
REV. ADEBOYE:
It is God’s wish. I drink tea with God every day and God never informed me to criticize Tinubu.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Really, your God must be different.
REV. ADEBOYE:
If God did not approve of Tinubu, God would have warned me.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Did God approve of Yorubas disenfranchising and killing Igbos in Lagos during the elections in 2023?
REV. ADEBOYE:
God never told me to criticize Yorubas for practicing primordial Tribalism. I leave the conclusion to you.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Is it also possible that God ordered the killing of 5 million Igbos in Nigeria? Since God has not condemned the Igbo Holocaust, could you please ask God why, at your next breakfast with God?
REV. ADEBOYE:
I will when I drink tea with the Lord tomorrow.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Are you sure it is the Lord that is having breakfast with you? God has been drinking coffee since the Queen of Sheba introduced coffee to Israel during the reign of King Solomon. Once again, are you sure it is God that appears in your dream or is it the Nigerian God?
REV. ADEBOYE:
Who is the Nigerian God?
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
The Nigerian God, through pastors, collects tithes from Nigerians, especially Igbos, and delivers monsters as Igbo leaders in return.
REV. ADEBOYE:
If God did not approve of Uzodinmma, Ikpeazu, and Umahi, God would have warned me.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Really!
REV. ADEBOYE:
God informed me during one of my dreams that God heartily approves of any leadership team in Nigeria as long as a RCCG pastor is part of the team.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
How would Igbos in the RCCG feel when God never sides with Igbos in any dispute with any other Nigerian tribe?
REV. ADEBOYE:
I am God’s messenger and not God mouthpiece.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Are you sure that your followers do not think that you are god?
REV. ADEBOYE:
It is okay as long as they do not say it in public. I do not want Archbishop Oyedepo to accuse me of Blasphemy.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Why did no Yoruba pastor, Yoruba pastors that rake in billions of Naira weekly from Igbos, not condemn the attacks on Igbos in Lagos and environs by Yorubas or are you waiting for a dream with God to get God’s opinion?
REV. ADEBOYE:
Africastallestman, you are a quick learner. You’ll make an excellent Archbishop, not pastor. You are too knowledgeable to be an ordinary pastor.
No pastor says anything not mandated by God. Do you mind if I immediately baptize you and convert you to RCCG? Youll make an excellent Born Again Christian RCCG Archbishop.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
No, my wife and I are in the advanced stages of forming Losers Chapel. At Losers Chapel, we create Winners out of Losers — Dead Again Christians — every Sunday.
REV. ADEBOYE:
Good for you, I know that you’ll excel in the Religious Stock Market.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Alhaji, sorry Rev. Adeboye, I have to be home before 6:00 pm. Unlike some of my peers God eats dinner and not breakfast with me
REV. ADEBOYE:
Take one of the collection envelopes for your transportation.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Thanks, use it to build schools east of the Niger. After all, the white missionaries built schools and hospitals all over Nigeria and not only in Lagos.
REV. ADEBOYE:
Bye Africastallestman.
AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Bye Archbishop.