WEAK “GOD,” HOW TO DECIPHER ONE
1. YOU FIGHT OR KILL PEOPLE WHO INSULT YOUR GOD — REAL GODS DO THE FIGHTING AND KILLING THEMSELVES
2. YOUR GOD IS JEALOUS OF OTHER GODS — REAL GODS ELIMINATE OTHER GODS
3. YOUR GOD ONLY UNDERSTANDS PRAYERS IN ONE LANGUAGE — REAL GODS UNDERSTAND ALL LANGUAGES
4. YOUR GOD DECREES YOUR LIFESTYLES — REAL GODS DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFESTYLES
5. YOUR GOD CAN ONLY COMMUNICATE WITH YOU AT ONE SPOT ON EARTH DURING PILGRIMAGES — REAL GODS DON’T CARE ABOUT PILGRIMAGES BECAUSE THEY ARE EVERYWHERE
6. YOUR GOD IS A “HE” — REAL GODS HAVE NO GENDER
7. YOUR GOD COMMUNICATES WITH YOU THROUGH A THIRD PARTY — REAL GODS COMMUNICATE WITH YOU DIRECTLY
8. YOUR GOD DEMANDS THAT YOU PAY TITHES — REAL GODS CREATE MONEY
9. YOUR GOD IS A HUMAN — REAL GODS ARE NOT HUMAN
10. YOUR GOD IS ALWAYS SEEKING YOUR ATTENTION — REAL GODS ARE TOO BUSY
IF YOUR GOD HAS FIVE OR MORE OF THESE CHARACTERISTICS, IT IS TIME TO GET A NEW GOD.