MILITARY COUPS ARE DEMOCRATIC AFRICAN ELECTIONS

Life President, life dictator, and Constitution of Equcaconruga amends Equcaconruga’s Constitution keeping life presidency in his family. Dissenters are jailed, some killed, others exiled, to be killed in exile. Dictator Kagabiyaweni keeps Equcaconruga’s treasury in his bedroom to forestall looting by his wife, concubines, and children. Equcaconruga becomes the poverty capital of the world.

Hunger, high infant and maternal mortality, disease, and poverty become the national anthem of Equcaconruga. The African Union awards President of the century to Dictator Kagabiyaweni of Equcaconruga. The World Bank, IMF, and China continue to lend massively to Equcaconruga. Funds are promptly funneled into offshore Panama-style banks.

The US President, French President, and British Prime Minister visit and praise Dictator Kagabiyaweni for upholding democracy or is it upholding their rights to pillage Equcaconruga? Dictator Kagabiyaweni continues to muzzle the press and jail journalists. Elections are rigged in favor of Dictator Kagabiyaweni and certified by observers from the UN, EU, US, and China.

Indispensable Dictator Kagabiyaweni suffers a stroke in office, is blind in the right eye, and left leg is amputated due to diabetes. Anyone expecting Dictator Kagabiyaweni to retire and hand over his political jersey to an heir is on hallucinogens. Dictator Kagabiyaweni can only be removed in a military election.
Military Coups are democratic elections in Africa.