CRITICAL RACE THEORY
(As Taught In 35 Republican States)

Peaceful, pastoral English men and women were tending their sheep, eating shepherd’s pies, and drinking English ale in the gentle rolling countryside off Liverpool. Suddenly, lo and behold, four canoes named: Kwanzaa, Ubuntu, Uhuru, and Ujama appear in the horizon. Clueless English people leave their stock and approach the shore to investigate. As the English farmers near the shore, the four canoes have moored. Not used to seeing Black African people in canoes, the English farmers are bewildered and amused. Amusement soon turned into fear and trepidation.

Fierce-looking, facially scarified, muscular Black African men are suddenly upon them. A few English people try to escape but are mowed down by poisoned arrows and spears. The rest are corralled and bound with hemp twines, loaded into the canoes, before King Slavtus of England could send soldiers to Liverpool. Kwanzaa, Ubuntu, Uhuru, and Ujama hurriedly depart for America which was conquered by Black Africans in 1050 AD but undeveloped — no White chattel slaves to till, sow, and mind the land; land suited for planting rice, cotton, wheat, and corn. Chattel White English Slaves turn Black during the voyage in the open, sun-lit Atlantic Ocean. This is the origin of black slavery in America.

The theory of Blacks from Africa being transported and enslaved in America is false. White Slaves turned black during the voyage to Africa in open canoes. After toiling for 200 years, the Black once White slaves, overthrew their Black African massas in the Slave War of 1776. This is the American Revolutionary War. Slaves were now in control of America. During Reconstruction, Black African owners of Black once White slaves, attempted to overthrow their Black, once White massas. Jim Crow, a Black, once White American Nationalist, with the help of the KKK — Ku Klux Klan — squelch the revolt by the Blacks from Africa. The status quo ante is maintained.

Once in a while, the vanquished Black African slave owners attempt to regain power through schemes such as the Civil Rights Movement, Affirmative Action, Critical Race Theory, and Black Lives Matter Movement — BLM. These schemes are blocked by Black, once White Militias, Antifa, Republicans — those Republicans bent on preserving White Supremacy — and approved by the Supreme Republican Court. Any other form of Critical Race Theory taught in the 35 Republican States is punishable by lynching in a public square to be determined by the states’ legislatures. If history must be taught in our schools, teachers must teach the correct history of CRITICAL RACE THEORY.