TRUMP LOVES EMISSIONS.
Tailpipe emissions – roll them back to 70’s standards.
California strict emission standards – sue the hell out of California.
Emission-absorbing Amazon forest- cut down the trees.
False news emissions – loves fake news.
Human emissions of hate – all sides are to blame.
Industrial emissions – relocate them close to Mar-a-Lago.
Airplane emissions – use Air Force One for shopping trips.
Emission-soaking polar ice – buy Greenland and melt the ice.
Emissions by coal plants – convert all power stations to coal-fired.
Paris Emissions Limiting Accord – shred the document.
President Donald J. Trump – global warming, good for economic development.
Is banning of air conditioners next?