Tailpipe emissions – roll them back to 70’s standards.

California strict emission standards – sue the hell out of California.

Emission-absorbing Amazon forest- cut down the trees.

False news emissions – loves fake news.

Human emissions of hate – all sides are to blame.

Industrial emissions – relocate them close to Mar-a-Lago.

Airplane emissions – use Air Force One for shopping trips.

Emission-soaking polar ice – buy Greenland and melt the ice.

Emissions by coal plants – convert all power stations to coal-fired.

Paris Emissions Limiting Accord – shred the document.

President Donald J. Trump – global warming, good for economic development.

Is banning of air conditioners next?

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