HOUSTON SO VAST!

A city so vast,
It has more racists,
And more hatists,
Than all the American
Big Cities combined.

A city so vast,
It has more Mexicans,
Than Cancun, Mexico.
And more Nigerians,
Than Abuja, Nigeria.

A city so vast,
It has more Confederate Flags,
Flying at full mast,
Than American flags flying,
In the rest of America.

Houston’s vastness,
Both an asset and a liability,
Houston is vast in varied
Dimensions, and the Jury
Is still deliberating on a verdict.

*Idea came from an infomercial on a shuttle bus at Houston’s International Airport promoting the vastness of Houston.