HIRED BY TRUMP, BEHAVE LIKE TRUMP.

Sean Spicer hired by Trump,
Fabricates like Trump.

Maryanne Conway hired by Trump,
Lies like Trump.

Steve Bannon hired by Trump, Fudges like Trump.

Michael Flynn hired by Trump,
Adores Russians like Trump.

Sarah Sanders, hired by Trump,
Lies like Trump.

William Barr, hired by Trump,
Obstructs justice like Trump.

Kirstjen Nielsen, hired by Trump,
Separates families like Trump.

Ben Carson hired by Trump.
A slum lord like Trump.

Get hired by Trump,
Behave like Trump.

Nonconformists axed by Trump,
Through a tweet.

Rex Tillerson left oil politics,
For Washington politics.

Promptly axed by Trump,
Through a Twitter™️ message.

Replaced by the Italian,
From Pompeii, Mike Pompeo.

Pompeo is Trump’s alter ego,
He is more Trump than Trump.

Politicians of the same stripes,
Flock to the same causes.