NIGERIAN ASSOCIATION OF PROFESSIONAL ASSASSINATORS WARNS FATHER EJIKE MBAKA.

NIGERIAN ASSOCIATION OF PROFESSIONAL ASSASSINATORS WARNS FATHER EJIKE MBAKA.

The Nigerian Association of Professional Assassinators through its President, Alhaji, Chief, Professor, Sir *Onaego Kashe Enikan has issued a strong warning to Father Ejike Mbaka to stop disparaging the Association;

“We are professionals in what we do. We do not target Clergy because they pray for our successful assassination operations. Our heavy tithing has kept many churches afloat.
Father Ejike Mbaka has alleged that five assassination attempts have been made on his life by hired assassins. The last after his public rebuke of Mr. Peter Obi for stinginess. Everyone knows that Peter Obi is stingy when he is not a beneficiary of his philanthropy. He is not stingy if he benefits from his philanthropy.
For Father Mbaka to escape five assassination attempts, unscathed, is either fictitious or is a figment of his creative imagination.

We urge our customers to disregard Father Ejike Mbaka’s antics as these purported assassination attempts were either staged by Father Mbaka or carried out by non-professional assassinators.

No professional assassinator will fail five times to achieve her/his mission. Yes, we have female members. The public is warned to only deal with professional assassinators and not amateurs or charlatans.

Our contact number remains +234 903 PAY KILL or +234 903 729 5455. Due to the unreliable cellphone service in Nigeria, sometimes the call is routed to other numbers.

As the 2019 Elections approach, we are being inundated with calls. Please book your assassination requests in time to avoid using amateurs.”

*Onaego – Take money (Igbo)
Kashe – Kill (Hausa)
Enikan – Someone (Yoruba)

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