CLASSIFICATION OF WHATSAPP USERS
EDUCATORS: They challenge glurge (fabricated posts with supposedly moral lessons), deceit, confabulations, hypocrisy, and misinformation. They are hated by Disseminators, Clappers, Thumbers, and By
STUDENTS: They cherish educative posts, are inquisitive, complimentary, and explore links.
DISSEMINATORS: Worst type of WhatsApp users. Any glurge, propaganda, or other rubbish sent to their inboxes is disseminated instead of being thrashed. When challenged, their response is, “I just forwarded it.” Anything that you forward, you own. When will these dangerous characters start forwarding money sent to them?
They do not read posts nor click on links. They know nothing, see nothing, read nothing, and applaud nothing.
CLAPPERS: Illiterates who acknowledge glurges by 👏 emojis if they like the poster or want the poster to like them.
THUMBERS: Same as Clappers but use the 👍 or 👎 emoji.
BYSTANDERS: The lowest of the group. They establish a parallel forum for gossiping. They hate original contributions by forum members and never acknowledge any post, no matter how groundbreaking and enlightening. They belong to the Ninth Circle of Hell (Treachery) in Dante’s Inferno.
ADMINISTRATORS: Supposed to be moderators but most do not read posts by members. Most are megalomaniacs who steal contacts’ information from other fora and start their own useless forum. Only a few administrators know their jobs. WhatsApp Administrators who are supposed to be the rule setters are the rule breakers.
What type of WhatsApp User are you?