AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS DAVID DUKE, GRAND WIZARD OF THE KU KLUX KLAN (KKK)

Africastallestman:
Mr. Duke, I am glad that we finally sit down for an interview. You are a very busy person.

David Duke:
Thank you. Before you start interviewing me, may I see your naturalization papers? If not, I may call ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) to arrest and deport you to the country of Africa. Thank God for Donald Trump, he is putting Whites and America first. He is deporting alien women, children, and babies to where they belong. The DACA (Deferred Action For Childhood Arrival) recipients will soon find themselves in Dhaka, Bangladesh. One Islamic terrorist from Bangladesh just attempted to kill commuters in New York City. Obama was an alien Muslim President who opened American doors widely, to admit alien Islamic terrorists, who are now hurting us. I wish that President Trump will fence the whole of America, not just the Mexican border.

Africastallestman:
Sir, I am an American citizen as well as a citizen of the country, Africa.

David Duke:
I do not have time for jokes. Show me your papers or you are history. No more interview until I am convinced that you are legally in America.

Africastallestman reluctantly shows the Grand Wizard, his American passport.

David Duke:
Okay, fire your questions. I have to attend to a cross burning in Atlanta tonight. It appears that Negroes are taking over the city.

Africastallestman:
Why do you think about America being challenged by Kim Jong-un of North Korea and the Ayatollahs of Iran?

David Duke:
America used to be the greatest nation in the world until desegregation. In those days, every nation feared America. Any nonsense, we will drop one or two nukes on you. Now, North Korea is threatening to nuke America!
With desegregation, white poop started mixing with black poop. Hitherto, bathrooms were segregated. The mixing of black poop with white poop released toxic fumes that poisoned Americans especially white Americans.
Blacks are close to our animal ancestors, so they were not affected equally. As they White race declined, the Negroes were taking over cities that rightfully belonged to us, such as Atlanta.
Now, you see why we support Trump and his plan to re-segregate America.

Africastallestman:
Interesting theory. By your reasoning America will be great again, once white poop stops mixing with black poop. For your information, Africa is a continent of 54 nations and not a country.
May I use your bathroom?

David Duke:
Are you serious? You can go and relieve yourself in the woods. Your poop aren’t gonna mix with my poop. Don’t we have enough problems already?

Africastallestman:
Thank you for your time, Sir. It was gracious of you to sit down with me.

David Duke:
You are welcome. Next time, please have your paper send a white reporter.