CORRUPTION CANNOT FIGHT CORRUPTION
Concealing your illness while seeking public office,
Is corruption.
Concealing your grave illness while in public office,
Is corruption.
Using public money to treat an illness acquired prior to your election,
Is corruption.
Concealing your diagnosis from your benefactors,
Is corruption.
Seeking treatment abroad,
Is corruption.
Neglecting local health facilities,
Is corruption.
Parking a country’s aircraft and piling parking fees in a foreign airport,
Is corruption.
Paying your pilots estacode while waiting for you to get well,
Is corruption.
Continuing to lead your country from your foreign sickbed,
Is corruption.
Making your Vice a Coordinator instead of Acting President according to the constitution,
Is corruption.
Slipping into your country from a foreign sickbed to sign strategic bills,
Is corruption.
Issuing statements to minimize your Coordinator from your foreign sickbed,
Is corruption.
Collecting estacode and security votes from your foreign sickbed,
Is corruption.
Being paid for not doing any work,
Is corruption.
Communicating with your citizens by pictures, Hausa, and through aides,
Is corruption.
Not resigning on account of your illness,
Is corruption.
Desecrating the constitution,
Is corruption.
Running a country as a fiefdom,
Is corruption.
Nepotism,
Is corruption.
Marginalizing large sections of the country,
Is corruption.
Ordering security operatives to invade judges’ residences at midnight,
Is corruption.
Disobeying court orders
Is corruption.
Having tainted individuals run key watchdog groups,
Is corruption.
Overruling the legislature,
Is corruption.
Turning a blind eye to financial malfeasance by relatives and cronies,
Is corruption.
Investigating only political adversaries for corruption,
Is corruption.
Plunging the country into recession,
Is corruption.
Not paying heed to sound financial advice and regulations,
Is corruption
Appointing corrupt people into high offices,
Is corruption.
Appointing a liar as chief information officer,
Is corruption.
Appointing incompetent people into high offices,
Is corruption.
Appointing Hausa-Fulani into all sensitive positions,
Is corruption.
Not addressing high legislators’ pay,
Is corruption.
Not abrogating the corrupt security vote for the President and Governors,
Is corruption.
Running on a promise to implement the 2014 Confab and subsequently reneging,
Is corruption.
Paying lip service to restructuring,
Is corruption.
Tear gassing and pommeling patriotic protestors,
Is corruption.
Rolling out the red carpet for sycophantic protestors,
Is corruption.
Lying to your citizens,
Is corruption.
Hounding political opponents,
Is corruption.
Condoning killings by kinsmen,
Is corruption.
Condemning the killing of a few cows by unknown gunmen,
And tacitly acquiescing to the killings of thousands by herdsmen,
Is corruption.
Killing peaceful protestors,
Is corruption.
Covering up extrajudicial killings of Shias and IPOB members,
Is corruption.
Corruption cannot fight corruption!