DISCERNING DOCTORS OF IKPULITIES FROM REAL DOCTORATE DEGREE HOLDERS

Doctors of Ikpulities cannot discern AI from reality.
Real doctorate degree holders can.

Doctors of Ikpulities cannot discern information from disinformation.
Real doctorate degree holders can.

Doctors of Ikpulities cannot discern information from misinformation.
Real doctorate degree holders can.

Doctors of Ikpulities cannot discern skits from reality.
Real doctorate degree holders can.

Doctors of Ikpulities have undergraduate degrees in fields far removed from Ikpulities.
Real doctorate degree holders have degrees in the same field as their bachelor’s or master’s degrees.

Finally, failure to address a dR. of Ikpulity as Dr. may be punishable by death.
Real doctorate degree holders can be addressed by their first names.

Now, you know the difference!

EVERY NIGERIAN POLITICIAN IS A “DOCTOR”