HOW TO BECOME A PASTOR

1. Condemn Christians—gives you credibility when you “convert.”
2. Claim you are a Catholic—more credibility.
3. Memorize a few Bible verses and give your own interpretations—Hermeneutics.
4. Disappear for 40 days and 40 nights—40 is the right number.
5. Reappear, claim anointment—divine intervention.
6. Append Rev. Dr. to your name—makes you official and authoritative.
7. Start Sunday services in your home by recruiting family members—Treasurer must be a family member.
8. Print and distribute flyers, cards, pins, and other ikpulities promising miracles—selling hope.
9. Keep expanding using actors for miracles—authentication.
10. Become a household name—Polithiefians seek your endorsement.

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