JOURNALISM

Journalism is a perilous profession where you are forced to report TRUTHS and FALSEHOODS to give a veneer of objectivity, but at whose expense?

Your house is flooded, your cooling costs are skyrocketing, yet you have to report the utterances of Polithiefians claiming global warming is a hoax.

Your grocery bill is sky-high, your housing bill is unaffordable, every ikpulity necessary for daily living is unaffordable, yet you have to report that some Polithiefians see affordability as a hoax.

Soon, objective journalists shall be reporting that dead people are still alive.

Mbok!