SOLUDO, THE EMPEROR OF ANAMBRA STATE!

Emperors are not passé
Emperors are back
Emperors, more powerful
Than the Emperors of yore
An Emperor that will make Caligula blush

One such current Emperor, Soludo, is
Terrorizing the people of Anambra State
Anambranians if you prefer
Disobey the Emperor and
Be prepared for the consequences

The Emperor determines:
What you eat or drink
When you sleep
When you go to work
When you have sex
When you pray
When you shop
When you do any ikpulity

If you disobey the Emperor:
Your market will be demolished
Your office will be demolished
Your church will be demolished
Your family will be incarcerated
The Aka Odo Police will clobber you
The Ocha Brigade will dump you in a trash can
And you will be deported to America

The last option made every
Anambranian start disobeying the Emperor
Trump, if you do not kidnap the Emperor of Anambra
Be ready for an influx of undocumented Anambranians.

https://saharareporters.com/2026/01/29/ipob-condemns-anambra-governor-soludos-threats-demolish-onitsha-main-market-over-sit