NIGERIA AND ITS DRUNKEN POLITICS

Only in Nigeria will a drunken, retired, alcoholic banker be forcibly removed from the poolside in Houston where he was drinking salt-rimmed Margaritas and forcibly foisted on an Igbo State in Nigeria as its Governor.

After an eight-year tenure and after leaving the State in a worse state, the Drunkard boards a flight immediately after handing over to another hand-picked successor.

Destination: Back to Houston with his dog, Bingo, to continue drinking Margaritas and 40-year-old Glenfiddich.

Only in Nigeria will a drunken, power-hungry, ex-Governor of a coastal state with a murky background be given full authority to destroy private properties without legal backing.

How this Drunkard became a trillionaire in eight years without any visible production of any ikpulity should be investigated.

Luckily, the chaser has become the chased as his usefulness to election riggers has expired.

Where will the next Drunkard be picked up from?
Beer parlor?
University?
Courts?
Prison?
From the streets?
Psychiatric hospital?