AFRICASTALLESTMAN INTERVIEWS TRUMP AFTER HIS INVASION OF VENEZUELA

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Good Afternoon, Mr. Presidents

TRUMP:
Presidents?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Did you forget you are the President of the USA, the President of Gaza, the President of Venezuela, and soon the President of Greenland.

TRUMP:
Every country wants me to be its President because of the tremendous job I am doing in America.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
We shall discuss your approval ratings and affordability issues in America later.
You are the President of the USA—North America, the President of Venezuela—South America, the President of Gaza—Asia, and the President of Greenland—Europe.
Do you have any plans for Africa?

TRUMP:
Yes, of course, the Fulani and Islamic Terrorists are killing one million Christians every day in Nigeria. At this rate there will be no Christians in Nigeria in 6 months.
I have warned Tinobu and the Saltan of Sokuto to cease and desist from killing Christians. I understand both are Islamists as well the Vice President who harbors terrorists.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:.
Sir, how do you know so much about Nigeria?

TRUMP:
Tinobu has a drug case in the US. I can easily capture him, bring him to the US for trial and become the  President of Nigeria.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Why are concerned about Christians since you are not a Christian?

TRUMP:
If coverting to Islam will make me win elections, I will.
You know what I mean, the Christian Wrong is behind me and I have to pretend to be a Christian.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Nigerians want you to do that. Many are posting on social media that you should capture Tinubu and try him in the US.
Many Nigerians will prefer you or your fellow dictator, Josef Stalin to Tinubu. They prefer foreign rule to oppressive Islamic rule.

TRUMP:
Wasn’t Stalin a communist? Why are you comparing me to a Communist?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
A Dictator is a Dictator is a Dictator. You actually have more power over Americans than Kim Jong-un over the North Koreans.
You control Congress and the Supreme Court like Kim Jong-un controls everything in North Korea.

TRUMP:
You are right about that.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Do you have plans to invade North Korea and capture Kim Jong-un and bring him to the US for trial?

TRUMP:
Do you think that I am stupid, I cannot mess with any country with nuclear weapons.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Since Canada and Mexico do not possess nuclear weapons, when are you going to capture and kidnap Mark Carney and Claudia Sheinbaum?

TRUMP:
I’ll do it before my third term.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Are you allowed a third time?

TRUMP:
Has the Supreme Court ruled on it? Any decision by my Supreme Court supercedes the US Constitution.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Your Supreme Court?

TRUMP:
Yes, I installed all of them.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Do you mean three?

TRUMP:
Whatever, I have a meeting at the Department of War to finalize my plans for Nigeria. I understand the Fulani and Islamic Terrorists have increased their kidnappings and killings since my last bombing of their camps in Sokuto.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Why did you choose to bomb Sokuto?

TRUMP:
How do you kill a snake, you sever the head!

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Are you also going to manage Nigerian oil, gold, tin, lithium, columbite, cows, and other ikpulities?

TRUMP:
Yes of course, have Nigerians benefitted from the current management of their resources?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
You are right, Mr. President. Let’s pivot to the USA. Your Republican party has lost several elections conducted since your reelection and your approval rating is soon going to be in the single digits.
You have also not brought the price of anything down except eggs.
Are you going to import eggs from Ndiolumbe as you plan to import beef from Argentina?

TRUMP:
Affordability is another democratic hoax like global warming,  hurricanes, and inflation.
Did you notice that no hurricane reached America this year?
Hurricanes are afraid of me and you think that I cannot whip Affordability or whatever and inflation?
Wait until I replace the Chairman of the Federal Reserve with Don Jr. and take control of the Bank.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Will Congress allow that?

TRUMP:
Which Congress?
Did you see what happened to Marjorie Greene and others who crossed me.
I renamed the Kennedy Center to Trump Center and shall soon rename JFK Airport in New York to DJT Airport.
I wish Biden is awake to see how I am transforming America.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Thanks for your time. I appreciate that you always agree to be interviewed by me.
I’ll let you go to your war room to plan the capture of Tinubu and Gumi.

TRUMP:
Who is Gumi?

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
He is the Chief Imam to Fulani and Islamic Terrorists in Nigeria and claims you want to drone him.

TRUMP:
Please tell the idiot to go to hell as I have bigger fish to fry.
Good night, Africastallestman.

AFRICASTALLESTMAN:
Good night, Mr. Presidents.