HOW TO GET FILTHY RICH IN A SHIT-HOLE COUNTRY

Convince the President that Ikpulities are the cause of:
Hunger
Unemployment
Terrorism
Domestic violence
Crimes, and Homelessness

The President creates a Department of Ikpulities with:
Director—You
Deputy Director
Acting Assistant Deputy Director
Assistant to Acting Deputy Assistant Director, and
Other Ikpulities

Department of Ikpulities is given billions
Billions used in:
Organizing year-long Ikpulity Conferences
Hiring private contractors
Writing Papers on Ikpulities, and
Establishing an Ikpulity Police

Meanwhile, the Director of Ikpulities is
Pocketing half the budget
Marrying more wives
Building mansions
Vacationing overseas, and
Creating more Ikpulities

Any questions?