PUTIN CALLS TO CONGRATULATE TRUMP

PUTIN:
Congratulations, my friend, you beat an old Sleepy Joe.

TRUMP:
Thanks, but I beat Kamabla, not Sleepy Joe.

PUTIN:
Yeah, right, Kamala joined the race at the eleventh hour.

TRUMP:
We have elections in the US, and in Russia, you have selections.

PUTIN:
You are lucky to only face women and old men. In Russia, there are young firebrands such as Navalny, Prigozhin, and Nemtsov. You do not contest elections with them, you eliminate them.
My friend, you said there will be no more elections in America after you are elected. Do you plan to institute the Russian system in America?

TRUMP:
After I pardon the Insurrectionists they will be empowered to resist any attempts to replace me with a woman, another White Sleepy Joe, or a Black.
With the new unlimited Immunity conferred on me by my Supreme Court, I may use the military to overturn any attempts to replace me.

PUTIN:
Since you are going to annex Panama and Greenland, Russia is not going to give up Crimea, Donetsk, Luhansk, Transnistria, and Abkhazia.
I am also encouraging my friend Xi Jinping to annex Taiwan before 2027 before the Democrats regain power.

TRUMP:
You are right, those damn Democrats kept supplying weapons to Ukraine, weapons they cannot use. If you want to recreate the Soviet Union that is none of my business.
My sole business is to Make America Great Again—MAGA

PUTIN:
You are right, my sole aim is to Make Russia Great Again—MRGA.
Why didn’t you invite me to your inauguration? You invited Xi Jinping.

TRUMP:
Once I have all the members of the International Criminal Court sanctioned and extradited to the US for trial, I will invite you to Washington DC since your arrest warrant will be null and void.

PUTIN:
Thanks my friend, your invitation to build a Trump Tower in St. Petersburg still stands.
Goodbye

TRUMP:
Do svidaniya

PUTIN:
Son of a bitch, you did not forget the Russian you learned during those ikpulities in Moscow. Remember the FSB still has the records.