PH. D.S FOR EVERYONE

Are you envious of your pharmacist friend who goes by dR. Ogwu?
Are you envious of your lawyer friend who goes by dR. Alu?
All because of a Juris Pharmacy degree—J. PharmD
Or a Juris Lawyer degree—JD
From the University of the Internet at Guadalupe

Worry no more
The University of Okija is awarding Ph. D.s in Ikpulity
A Ph. D. In Ikpulity is the ultimate doctorate degree
With a Ph. D. in Ikpulity you can be:
A Lawyer
A Doctor
A Professor
An Engineer or
Anything

Anything, as long as you practice on the Internet
Hurry as spots are filling up
Applications must include a deposit of One million Naira
Payable to:
The University of Okija
A/C 9144190
Bank of the North
Memo—Application fee for Ph. D. in Ikpulity.

NIGERIANS PENCHANT FOR FAKE TITLES

EVERY OTHER IGBO IN AMERICA IS A “dOCTOR”

EVERY NIGERIAN POLITICIAN IS A “DOCTOR”