VANCISMS

Childless individuals go straight to Hell
Individuals with children go straight to Heaven

Abortionists go straight to Hell
Women who abort babies go to Hell

Aborted babies are needed to increase the population of the Homeless
Fear of Homelessness motivates Productivity in America

Hinduism plus Protestanism equals Catholicism
Hinduism plus Islam equals War

Poor people are Lazy
Welfare makes them Lazier

Universal Health Insurance keeps Unproductive Individuals alive
Nature—Death—takes care of Unproductive Individuals

Government programs institutionalize Poverty
Government programs also create Billionaires

Changing your mind about Hitler is Christian
Christians, leave Judgement to God.