NIGERIA AND HER CHAIRMAN SYNDROME

Any Nigerian male with a bloated tummy and a briefcase is a Chairman
Any Nigerian male with a business card listing him as a Chairman is a Chairman
Any Nigerian male with $1,000 in the bank is a Chairman
Any Nigerian male who forms and heads any mushroom organization is a Chairman
Any Nigerian male who drives a beat-up old imported SUV is a Chairman
Any Nigerian male who designates himself a Chairman is a Chairman

Chairmanship brings the following:
Privilege to fart anywhere without question
Privilege not to carry your own briefcase
Privilege to encourage Sycophancy
Privilege to be a Dictator
Privilege to jump queues
Privilege to have more than two concubines
Privilege to be kidnapped by Ungun Known Men!