AFRICAN SOCIAL MEDIA FORA

Usually established for a Purpose.
Purpose turns into a vehicle for:
Disseminating Glurge,
Disseminating Fabrications,
Disseminating Religious Crap,
Disseminating Lurid Videos, and
Disseminating Propaganda.

Attempts to redirect posts
Toward the initial purpose
Is met with:
Vicious Anger,
Public Opprobrium,
Allegations of Nepotism,
Allegations of Atheism,
Allegations of Satanism, and
Allegations of unprintable Ikpulities.

If you run into any African Forum
Keeping to its purpose,
A Beluga Whale, killed by
Japanese Whalers shall be
Your well-deserved price, and
You can feed your town
For one week or more!