INTER ME AT SEVEN FEET—SEVEN FEET UNDER!

Most corpses interred at six feet
Six feet is the underworld
The underworld is an
Exact replica of the overworld

Overworld ikpulities are
Magically replicated
In the underworld and
Sufferings are reincarnated

Please inter me at seven feet
At seven feet you are
In a world of yours and
Liberated from world ikpulities.

DO NOT BLAME THE CHINESE FOR EATING CRAP

Ikpulity defined

Ikpulity

noun
\ ikpulity  \
Definition
:things of the same kind, a generic term used for effect
Synonyms & Antonyms
Synonyms
acme, etc, and so on, surprise, nonsense, exclamation, MacGuffin, confine
Examples
//I bought bread, tuna, onions, and other ikpulities to make a tuna sandwich.
It was a tremendous ikpulity—an expression of surprise
What type of Ikpulity is that?—what nonsense is that?
Mind your ikpulity—stay in your lane

Antonyms
nothing, opposite, letdown, wander

First Known Use
1995, in the meaning defined above by Farmer Chukwudi Nwankwo