MONEY CAN BUY ANYTHING IN NIGERIA

Elections, riggable with money

Positions, acquired with money

Citizenship, acquired with money

Passports, acquired with money

Entry visas, obtainable with money

Drivers’ licenses, obtainable with money

Murder, arranged with money

Ransom, paid with money

Criminals, released with money

Prisoners, released with money

Contrabands, released with money

Checkpoints, accessed with money

Money Laundering, facilitated with money

Judges, bribed with money

Justice, bought with money

Birth certificates, bought with money

Promotions, bought with money

Miracles, bought with money

Sex, bought with money

Electric tariffs, forgiven with money

Phone bills, forgiven with money

Custom duties, forgiven with money

EFCC investigations, dropped with money

Anything is possible in Nigeria with money

Money is the Nigerian God!