GOD FINALLY ANSWERS NIGERIANS’ PRAYERS!

Nigerians are very Religious
So Religious it is a crime
To not include God in:
Every sentence
Every activity, and
Everything.

Nigerian Islamists
Pray ten times a day
Instead of the mandatory five
Nigerian Islamists
Go to Mecca
Every week
Instead of every year.

Nigerian Christians
Pray before eating
Pray before urinating
Pray before farting
Pray before vomiting, and
Pray for the demise of enemies.

Nigerians pray before
Elections, vote in
Corrupt candidates and
Pray for God to rescue
Them from their
Wilful commission of
Electoral malfeasance.

Finally, finally,
God has answered
The prayers of Nigerians
God has dispatched
A presidential candidate
That speaks in tongues
“Ba la blu bulula balula”
God has spoken or
Is it the Devil speaking?

An Islamist with
A Muslim/Muslim ticket
A Muslim wife at home
A Christian wife in public, and
Speaks in tongues is
Definitely not God-sent
GO AND VERIFY!