THE MENACE OF THE FAKE DOCTORS!

THE MENACE OF THE FAKE DOCTORS!

Firefighters with doctorates in cattle rearing and
Cattle rearers with doctorates in firefighting
Yes, a wildfire can spread like spooked cattle

Carpenters with doctorates in theology and
Theologians with doctorates in carpentry
Yes, Jesus’ dad was a carpenter

Native doctors with doctorates in roofing and
Roofers with doctorates in prophesy
Yes, both professionals operate from high elevations

Nurses with doctorates in furniture making and
Furniture makers with doctorates in nursing
Yes, the perfect combination in healthcare

Lawyers with doctorates in farming and
Farmers with doctorates in law
Yes, lawsuits ensure that farmlands remain fallow

Beware of the fake doctorate holders whose
Doctorates are far removed from their
Undergraduate disciplines without a bridge degree

A bridge degree means an MBA followed by a DBA
A fake doctor has a bachelor in accounting
Followed by a doctorate in epidemiology

Yes, epidemiology involves counting diseases and
The disease of poverty can be diagnosed by
Counting the money in your possession

Who best counts money than an accountant?
Now, you see the connection between accounting and epidemiology
Or is it that the more you look for a connection, the less there is any?

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