CHRISTIAN PENTECOSTAL CHURCHES: NOISE IS THE CHARM

Pentecostalism is exploding worldwide
Over six hundred million adherents and counting
Over five million Pentecostal Churches and counting
Over one million Pentecostal Pastors and counting

Meanwhile, there is only One God
One God for all the Religions
Dead again Christians — Old School — are competing with
Born again Christians — Pentecostals — for God’s attention

Islamists are also praying for God’s favors
Hindus are worshipping for God’s favors
Buddhists are meditating for God’s favors
Animists are sacrificing animals for God’s favors

How does your supplications get to God?
Noise, noise, and more noise
God hears your supplications above the Din
Now, you know why Pentecostal Churches are noisy

Scientists at the University of the Internet have
Identified attending Pentecostal services as a
Major risk factor for deafness however, as long as your
Prayers are answered, to hell with deafness!