UKRAINE ACCEPTS RUSSIAN REFERENDA IF….

Ukrainian President, Volodymyr Zelensky accepts Russian Referenda in Ukraine if
Evilodimir Putin accepts Ukrainian Referenda in Russia to determine:
How many Russians want to leave Russia and become Ukrainians?
How many Russians want Evilodimir Putin removed from office, and
How many Russians want Evilodimir Putin tried for war crimes?

Czar Evilodimir Putin is mulling the Ukrainian offer and
Will likely reject it for fear of losing his grip on power.
Meanwhile, the Soviet Politburo is trying to oust Evilodimir Putin and
Return all Ukrainian lands including Crimea to Ukraine.
The world watches as this melodrama unfolds.