GOVERNOR RON DESANTIS OF FLORIDA, POLITICAL METEOROLOGIST

Hurricane Ian has just destroyed Cuba and picked up some illegal immigrants.
These immigrants are swirling at 150 miles per hour towards Florida.
Take cover as these immigrants are armed with communism and are extremely dangerous.
Floridians are praying that these illegal immigrants are flown all the way to
Washington DC, New York City, Martha’s Vineyard, Chicago and other sanctuary cities.

Immigrants dropped off by Ian in Florida must be reported to the authorities.
Several planes are waiting to fly them to the so-called immigrant sanctuary states.
Those too weak or damaged by the hurricane shall be employed at below minimum wages,
To rebuild the infrastructure damaged by Hurricane Ian in Florida.

President Joe Biden’s policies may have brought this hurricane to Florida.
Remember this fact as you vote in November’s mid-term elections.
Floridians, take cover as I am now descending into my bunker.
Good night and follow all hurricane precautions and preparations.
Huuuuuuu! Haaaaaaaaa! Huuuuuuu! Haaaaaaaaa!
Darkness!