NIGERIA’S DRUNKEN GOVERNOR

He met billions in the State Treasury
He promptly spent it on;
Hennessey
Glenfiddich
Clicquot
Jack Daniel’s
Golden Guinea beer
Udi Overnight
Fresh nkwu enu, and
Warri Akpeteshi.

He is always so inebriated that:
His speech is slurred
He had Miyetti Allah in his cabinet
He valued his citizens at N500,000
Five hundred thousand Naira is the
Price of a Fulani cow and is the
Equivalence of seven hundred dollars.
This is neither fiction nor fantasy.

His wife caught the inebriation bug and
Traversed the State on a slapping spree.
The slapping spree ended when she
Slapped the wife of an Army General.
The exquisitely beautiful and physically fit
Wife of the General not only returned the slap
But yanked the wig off the Governor’s wife’s head
Revealing a bald skull, was this caused by drinking?