NNPC — NEBULOUS NEPOTISTIC PETROLEUM CORPORATION

The Nigerian Minister of Petroleum is, Islamic Fulani.

Group Managing Director, NNPC, is Islamic Fulani.

Chief Financial Officer, NNPC, is Islamic Fulani.

Chief Operating Officer, NNPC, is Islamic Fulani.

Chief Operating Officer Corporate Service, NNPC, is Islamic Fulani.

Chief Operating Officer, NNPC Refining and Petrochemicals, is Islamic Fulani.

Corporate Secretary/Legal Adviser to the Corporation is Islamic Fulani.

Group General Manager, NNPC International Energy Relations, is Islamic Fulani.

Group General MANAGER, NNPC Renewable Energy, is Islamic Fulani.

Group General Manager NAPIMS is Islamic Fulani.

Managing Director, NNPC Shipping, is Islamic Fulani.

Managing Director, NNPC Pipelines And Product Marketing, is Islamic Fulani.

Managing Director, Nigeria Petroleum Development Company, is Islamic Fulani.

Managing Director Duke Oil/NNPC Trading Company, is Islamic Fulani.

Managing Director, NNPC Port Harcourt Refining Company, is Islamic Fulani.

Managing Director, NNPC Warri Refining and Petrochemical Company, is Islamic Fulani.

Managing Director Nigeria Gas Marketing Company, is Islamic Fulani.

Managing  Director, Nigeria Gas and Power Investment Company Limited, is Islamic Fulani.

Managing Director, NNPC Medical Services, is Islamic Fulani.

Director, NNPC Department of Petroleum Resources, is Islamic Fulani.

CORPORATE MEETINGS AND DECISIONS ARE HELD IN MOSQUES.

CORPORATE MEETINGS ARE CONDUCTED IN ARABIC.

AMENDMENTS TO CORPORATION BY-LAWS ARE MADE AT SALAT PRAYERS.

AS OIL PRICES RISE, NNPC REVENUES FALL, OIL SUBSIDIES RISE, AND MORE ISLAMIC FULANI BILLIONAIRES ARE MADE!

IS NIGERIAN OIL ISLAMIC FULANI — NO.

IS NIGERIA AN ISLAMIC  FULANI COUNTRY — YES.

DOES NIGERIA HAVE A LEGISLATURE — NO.

DOES NIGERIA HAVE A JUDICIARY — NO.

IS NIGERIA A FULANI COLONY — YES.

IS THERE A GENETIC PROBLEM WITH NIGERIANS — YES.