PETER OBI, THANKS, NO SHI-SHIS FROM THE DIASPORA!

Peter Obi, thanks for shunning the gifting of shi-shis.
Same Nigerians who applaud your stinginess,
Are begging for shi-shis from Nigerians in the Diaspora.

Nigerians in Indonesia, Malaysia, Micronesia, and Rhodesia,
Stop sending shi-shis to Nigerians in Nigeria.

Nigerians in the United Kingdom, United Arab Emirates, and United States of America,
Stop sending shi-shis to Nigerians in Nigeria.

Peter Obi shall teach Nigerians how to generate shi-shis in Nigeria
And forever end the beggarly attitude of Nigerians in Nigeria.

Nigerians in the Diaspora, need their shi-shis for their own upkeep,
Thereby, uplifting their standards of living and reducing the prevalence of
Femicides, “Malicides,” and “In-lawcides” in the Nigerian Diasporan population.

Diaspora Nigerian families grappling with the hardships
Caused by sending shi-shis to Nigeria are dying Young;
Younger than their hosts who are not sending shi-shis anywhere!