PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN ADMONISHES NIGERIA’S PRESIDENT ALHAJI MAJOR GENERAL MUHAMMADU BUHARI

Phone rings grrr! grrrr!! grrrrr!!!

White House Chief of Staff, Ron A. Klain picks up the phone receiver.

“Mr President, it is Alhaji Buhari from Nigeria.”

President Biden:
“I am speaking with President Nana Akufo-Addo of Ghana, have him call back in one hour.”

After an hour, the phone rings again grrr! grrrr!! grrrrr!!!
White House Chief of Staff, Ron A. Klain picks up the phone receiver.
“Mr. President, it is the Alhaji again.”

PRESIDENT BIDEN:
Good evening Alhaji President, how are you?

ALHAJI BUHARI:
Gudu ibinin President Biden, things no good in Nigeria. There is insecurity and killings everywhere, everyday, I need US help.

PRESIDENT BIDEN:
My National Security Advisor, Jake Sullivan informs me that Nigeria has three security problems – Fulani Terrorist Herdsmen, Boko Haram and affiliates, and Bandits.

ALHAJI BUHARI:
Yes Sir, you are right.

PRESIDENT BIDEN:
Are you Fulani?

ALHAJI BUHARI:
Yes Sir.

PRESIDENT BIDEN:
Are you an Islamist?

ALHAJI BUHARI:
Yes Sir.

PRESIDENT BIDEN:
Are you the Life Patron of Mayati Allah, hope I am pronouncing it right?

ALHAJI BUHARI:
Yes Sir.

PRESIDENT BIDEN:
Are the Bandits Fulani?

ALHAJI BUHARI:
Yes Sir.

PRESIDENT BIDEN:
Do you herd cattle?

ALJAJI BUHARI:
Yes, I own cattle.

PRESIDENT BIDEN:
Since you are an Islamist, a Fulani, and a cattle herder, have you ever made a National Broadcast urging your fellow Fulanis, Cattle Herdsmen, and Islamic Terrorists to lay down their arms and stop killing Nigerians especially Christians and Farmers?

ALHAJI BUHARI:
No.

PRESIDENT BIDEN:
You do not need any security help from the US. I give you 72 hours to make that broadcast or…
Do you know Alhaji Muamar Gaddafi?

ALHAJI BUHARI:
Please Sir, I shall make the statement in English, Hausa, and Fulfulde. Please do not mention Gaddafi anymore.

PRESIDENT BIDEN:
Good bye Alhaji President, my drones shall be monitoring.

ALHAJI BUHARI:
Thank Sir. I shall do it immediately.