THE CHINESE INVENT A PATRIOTOMETER FOR HONG KONG RESIDENTS.
Are you Han Chinese?
Are you a Muslim?
Are you a Democrat?
Do you plan to emigrate?
Do you plan to emigrate to the UK?
Do you love America?
Is there poverty in China?
Is there slavery in America?
Is America an Imperialist Power?
When did Mao Zedong die?
When was the Cultural Revolution?
When did China land on the far side of the moon?
Based on your responses,
You cannot run for Hong Kong Council.
You are hereby sentenced to
Yong years in Xinjiang for unpatriotism.