WHO IS IN ASO ROCK?

#ENDSARS peaceful protesters Executed at Lekki Toll Gate, Lagos,
Alhaji Garba Shehu issues a statement,
Stating that protesters died fighting over food.

One thousand Igbos massacred at Obigbo – Oyigbo, Rivers State,
Alhaji Nyako Wike blames the dead,
For standing in the path of Army bullets.

One hundred farmers decapitated in Borno State,
Alhaji Garba Shehu blames rice farmers,
For cultivating rice instead of cows as ordered by Boko Haram.

Covid-19 and Covid-20 arrive Nigeria via Niger Republic,
Alhaji Fatai Adesina blames unimmunized,
Fulani cows for spreading coronaviruses.

Alhaji Whatever Buhari refused to debate opponents
In the 2019 Presidential Election,
Alhaji Lie Mohammed declares Buhari’s participation illegal.

Federal House of Representatives invites Alhaji Whatever Buhari,
To explain heightened killings and insecurity in Nigeria,
AG Alhaji Shehu Malami threatens to sue.

Nigerians demand an interactive session with Buhari,
Alhaji Garba Onyema alleges foreign interference since
African Leadership is not transparent or accountable.

Why is Alhaji Whatever Buhari being shielded
From public scrutiny by close associates?
Is the Buhari in Aso Rock a Doppelganger?