CHRISTIANITY IN NIGERIA, NEW VS. OLD
Old: Bishops used to live on the River Niger.
New: Bishops live in State Houses.
Old: Pastors were formally trained.
New: Pastors anointed in the middle of the night.
Old: Pastors’ beards known to survive fires.
New: Pastors’ beards used as firewood by women.
Old: Barren women impregnated by Prayers.
New: Barren women impregnated by Pastors.
Old: Tithes kept by Parish.
New: Tithes kept by Pastor.
Old: Pastors rode in Parishioners’ automobiles.
New: Parishioners ride in Pastors’ automobiles.
Old: Polithiefians feared Pastors.
New: Polithiefians are Pastors.
Old: Churches developed Communities.
New: Communities develop Churches.