CHRISTIANITY IN NIGERIA, NEW VS OLD

Old: Bishops used to live on the River Niger.
New: Bishops live in State Houses.

Old: Pastors were formally trained.
New: Pastors anointed in the middle of the night.

Old: Pastors’ beards known to survive fires.
New: Pastors’ beards used as firewood by women.

Old: Barren women impregnated by Prayers.
New: Barren women impregnated by Pastors.

Old: Tithes kept by Parish.
New: Tithes kept by Pastor.

Old: Pastors rode in Parishioners’ automobiles.
New: Parishioners ride in Pastors’ automobiles.

Old: Polithiefians feared Pastors.
New: Polithiefians are Pastors.

Old: Churches developed Communities.
New: Communities develop Churches.